Whilst trying to settle an arguement...

"Pft.... Semiotics."

Whilst getting lost at a gay fair...

"Where have the others gone?"
"Back there powdering their snatches."

Whilst having a serious conversation about homosexuality...

"I heard that if you rub peanut butter on anything it attracts lesbians."

Whilst having a debate over dinner...

"It's not brain science.... it's rocket surgery."

Whilst having an adult conversation with a three year old...

"Well.... I do tend to be a princess at the circus."

Whilst not noticing how our play was a euphemism....

"We now introduce....  ummm.... are they serious.... ok.... We now introduce.... Boy in Box..."

Whilst directing a play....

"He who has the large cellular telephone shall make the ring thyself."

Whilst talking about a puffy eye...

"You're face has gotten swollen because of you're sore eye."
"Are both yours sore because your pretty swollen."

While directing a student...

"There's a fine line between seductive and slut.... guess which side you're on!"

Whilst flicking channels...

"I wanna watch the fat person show."
"No I watched it at dinner."

Whilst contemplating a jog...

"I don't want to come with you.... I don't want to be fat by assosciation."

Whilst marking student homework....

"That's not a grade point average... thats a Dockers score."

Whilst looking in the mirror....

"I'm not vain.... I'm insecure"

Whilst blowing up pink balloons...

"I hope they float."

Whilst wearing a cape...

"Superheros don't play totem tenis ... they don't let a silly pole hold them back."